I’m an executive-minded person with executive dysfunction

I’ve got minor superpowers, but the struggle is real.

I’m a full-time employee.

I’m building multiple businesses.

And I’ve decided to chase internet dollars on social media.

All at the same time, like a temporal Jedi.

Do you know what a Galactica Star is?

(not this one)

(this one)

… let’s say it’s on my vision board.

  • Can make computers do literally anything

  • Sunglasses aficionado

  • Wearer of many hats

  • Despises email

  • Occasionally is a mermaid

  • Considering a Ph.D

  • Advancing the homosexual
    agenda 🏳️‍🌈

  • Cursed with ADHD

  • Cloud Whisperer

  • Has consumed 1000s of hours of D&D
    content

doing flips and shit, splashing getting everybody all wet