Adam Esch

I am an entrepreneurial engineer who has set out on a quest to build his empire. I happen to enjoy playing D&D and consider myself an IRL “sorlockadin” (i.e. the mythical “coffeelock”). The more coffee you buy me, the faster I can build dreams and combat terrors.

How do you feel about being named a god?

Yes, Eldritch Daddy?
— Adam Esch

Custom Gear For Sale

Good news! I participate in glorious capitalism and have wares to sell you.

The bad news is that they’re custom mechanical keyboards, which I’ve priced as one-of-a-kind handmade treasures.